“That’s a tweet written by you” — I know this, as does everybody else because I said so in the essay. That’s how and why you know it too, so you’re welcome.
And no, you could not, “get into this and explain everything that’s wrong with it.” If you could have, you would have, so cut the shit. You are entirely welcome to, but we all know you won’t, and we all know you can’t.
“I’m sure this will go nowhere anyway” — it’s already doing extremely well, thanks.